I just got an email from the "UK House of Parliament" and they'd like to give me money for giving them money.

I LIKE TO PUNCTUATE MY SENTENCES WITH SWEARING, MOTHERFUCKAS!

Jul 18th, 10

I’ll totally get on that, as soon as the US House of the Congress gets back to me with the money they owe me.

∞ 1:35 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat