These Bananas are So Hard to Eat!
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thedeadswan:

Afterwards we waited outside the theater like “groupie nerds” (my friend Andy’s words, not mine, hence the quotation marks) to see if he’d come out. He did and we were standing 20 feet away from him and a posse of comedy fans circled him and regaled him with compliments (I’m presuming). We debated…

It was so much fun!

In your defense, he was talking to his posse the whole time, and we didn’t want to interrupt.

Oh, if I were drunk, we (mostly me) would have rammed through the crowd and said “hey, Simon, wanna go to McDonalds?” and then have taken Simon Amstell to McDonalds. 

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