It’s not fair, of all the awesome people in NJ, I meet P Diddy. Or Diddy. Or whatever he’s calling himself.
Why can’t I run into Colbert? Oh, that’s right, I rarely leave my house.
If you come to the Chili’s in Staten Island, I hear you can see the Situation in his natural habitat.
Doing shots and showing his abs!?
Yes, and enjoying baby back ribs (barbecue sauce).