greengrey:

thesebananasaresohardtoeat:

You know who’s trashy and from NJ? Jon Stewart. Totally trash-bag. I hear they call him The Jew-el of the Jersey Shore. I hear he’s gotten into 12 fights on the Jersey Shore over the subject of self-tanner. I hear he drinks muscle milk laced with steroids at the gym.

I heard they call him the sitjewation!

Well, that’s a lot better than the Jew-el of the Jersey Shore!