February 2010
Quentin Tarantino=Elvis impersonator?
birminghamdrunk:
(via atomicbellybutton)
he seemed high as a fucking kite. who knows.
Fun Fact: Quentin Tarantino played an Elvis Impersonator on an episode of the Golden Girls.
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Jerry Minor - Poppin’ Bottles with Top...
So you think you're better than me Kaley Culocolo?
‘Cause you’re not! I don’t even know how to do your name right.
“‘WELCOME TO THE FUTURE’. I’M PRETTY SURE YOU MEAN THE PRESENT.”
– Jenna on the Black Eyed Peas
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Miley Cyrus just said “you people.” What do you mean, “you people”?!
Am I a bad person for hoping that Pink falls down?
I am? OK. I’m cool with that.
January 2010
“It’s sad people have forgotten the Grammys was originally an award show to honor...”
– funnyordie (via popculturebrain)
Those poor grandmas! Now how will we honor them?! A usually unpublicized holiday is not enough!
I feel the need to just randomly say “wacka wacka!”
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“#7 on the CC Comedy Chimpfarm is Marc Maron. He’s wearing a yellow shirt. Hey, I’m pretty good at color commentary!”
Oh, Doug Benson. I love you. If I was sexually attracted to you, I’d want to have your pothead babies.
I am honest, so if you ask me if I have a problem...
marissaallison:
fyouimawesome:
(via marissaallison)
Do you have a problem with me?
/Had to do it
//I’m too compulsive
///MOAR POST SCRIPTS!
I had a problem that you left me for a week
/it hurt
//why you gotta play me like that?
///I love you
I’m sorry. I’m back now!
I am honest, so if you ask me if I have a problem...
(via marissaallison)
Do you have a problem with me?
/Had to do it
//I’m too compulsive
///MOAR POST SCRIPTS!
crosseyedandpainless:
The Clash, “Janie Jones”
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According to the internet celebrity lookalike thing, I look like Famke Jansen, Jojo, Ayumi Hamasaki and Maggie Cheung. Good work, internet. I look like all of those people.
PORK!
fakedoctor:
marissaallison:
(via illustratedexample)
This might be the best post tumblr has ever created.
Simple and yet to the point. I like it. Classy for a new era.
Yea, verily.
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What’s a good way to cheer yourself up when the future seems hopeless and resistance is futile and such?
‘Mad Men’ Star Let Go, Angers GLAAD →
popculturebrain:
I have yet to weigh in on this whole Bryan Batt (Sal) being let go thing so here goes. While GLAAD should be upset that there will be less of a gay presence on TV, by writing Sal out of the show, Matt Weiner has kept up the integrity of Mad Men and in fact taught a lesson to the viewers about how prejudice people were against homosexuals in the sixties. At the time, if he was...
My Mom: Did the Yankees win the World Series?
Me: I don't know, did they?
My Mom: I'm not sure.
Me: Wasn't there a parade?
My Mom: Was there? Oh, there was!
marissaallison:
K (mimicking her RA)-EVERYTHING IS FUN! AMIRITE, YOU GUYS? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE?
Stacey- The one where the girl was an alien. No wait! The one whre the girl from South Africa comes to stay with Raven Symone and learns tha Black people are people after all.
Lindsay- The one where Shia LaBeouf plays a mentally challenged kid.
Maggie- I thought that was real life.
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Leno Says He “Felt Really Bad” For Conan →
popculturebrain:
What’s ironic is I’m sure Conan “feels bad” for Jay.
(via fancasttv)
Oh, Leno, you felt really bad for Conan? Really? Here’s a thought, if you felt bad for him, why didn’t you STOP THE MADNESS BEFORE IT STARTED AND DECLINE THE 11:35 OFFER?! YOU FELT BAD FOR HIM, BUT YOU DIDN’T MIND SCREWING HIM OVER? HOW’S THAT WORK?!
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Mary Richards’ rent: $125 ($637 in today’s money)
Rhoda Morgenstern’s rent: $87.50 ($445 in today’s money)
My jealousy: through the roof.
It's now 1:02 AM
Which means I ate 4 slices of bacon in 2 minutes. I wonder what the record is for bacon consumption.
Going through my Tumblr Archives, I've Discovered...
I LOVE CAPS LOCK!
This Republican Response dude is seriously lacking in charisma.
“I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.”
– Chris Matthews on the President. THE FUCK? (via notthatkindagay)
He is so heinous.
(via rosasparks)
WHAT. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT.
(via kelsium)
Damn it! Someone beat me to it!