It’s funny, because I’m pretty sure he’s doing it unironically.
Mugshot of the Day: Inmate #2409752.
[ontd.]
Does her nose look strange to anyone else? Like two noses glued together in a weird way.
I’ll totally get on that, as soon as the US House of the Congress gets back to me with the money they owe me.
but I really want to write something that contains the sentence “Hulk sue for damages!”
Was K Stew not available?
Will Jenna Maroney be starring in a competing bio-pic about Jackie Jormp-Jomp?
LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers because Delonte West was banging his mom. DubsTF, y’all?
No, this is not shopped. Ann Miller is in fact an apple.
There is a tumblr called Ann Miller is an Apple. I can’t even begin to comprehend why this is a thing. Not that it isn’t cool… I just don’t completely understand.
Forever 21 really needs to invest in a French dictionary. So many misspellings…
Dear Forever 21,
Why does this dress need those plastic jem things? It would clearly be so much better without them. If this was a Project Runway dress, Tim Gunn would be all “you need to edit better” and the audience would be all, “he’s right” and “that dress is a hot mess.”