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It’s funny, because I’m pretty sure he’s doing it unironically.

  6:24 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 2 notes ]


thedailywhat:

Mugshot of the Day: Inmate #2409752.
[ontd.]

Does her nose look strange to anyone else? Like two noses glued together in a weird way.

thedailywhat:

Mugshot of the Day: Inmate #2409752.

[ontd.]

Does her nose look strange to anyone else? Like two noses glued together in a weird way.

  4:25 pm, reblogged  by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 722 notes ]


Oh, I know that game.

Oh, I know that game.

  9:33 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 6 notes ]


I’ll totally get on that, as soon as the US House of the Congress gets back to me with the money they owe me.

  1:35 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat


but I really want to write something that contains the sentence “Hulk sue for damages!”

  10:08 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 1 note ]


popculturebrain:

Was K Stew not available?

Will Jenna Maroney be starring in a competing bio-pic about Jackie Jormp-Jomp?

  8:25 pm, reblogged  by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 18 notes ]


LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers because Delonte West was banging his mom. DubsTF, y’all?

  3:42 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat


annmillerisanapple:

No, this is not shopped. Ann Miller is in fact an apple.

There is a tumblr called Ann Miller is an Apple. I can’t even begin to comprehend why this is a thing. Not that it isn’t cool… I just don’t completely understand.

annmillerisanapple:

No, this is not shopped. Ann Miller is in fact an apple.

There is a tumblr called Ann Miller is an Apple. I can’t even begin to comprehend why this is a thing. Not that it isn’t cool… I just don’t completely understand.

  1:01 am, reblogged  by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 3 notes ]


Forever 21 really needs to invest in a French dictionary. So many misspellings…

Forever 21 really needs to invest in a French dictionary. So many misspellings…

  11:53 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 4 notes ]


Dear Forever 21,
Why does this dress need those plastic jem things? It would clearly be so much better without them. If this was a Project Runway dress, Tim Gunn would be all “you need to edit better” and the audience would be all, “he’s right” and “that dress is a hot mess.”

Dear Forever 21,

Why does this dress need those plastic jem things? It would clearly be so much better without them. If this was a Project Runway dress, Tim Gunn would be all “you need to edit better” and the audience would be all, “he’s right” and “that dress is a hot mess.”

  9:06 pm, by thesebananasaresohardtoeat, [ 3 notes ]